Now I know why HS always work late.
She always claims she's busy but this afternoon, she had the time to blog about our MSN conversation and mind you, it wasn't just a small bit. It was a big chunk. Enough to make Ms. I'm-back-from-Japan Heng jealous and threaten to confiscate our souvenirs. Come on, you should have sensed something when we wore the couple outfit.
Yes, I am the third party but nope, I'm neither guilty nor ashamed.
So, can we still have our souvenirs?
***
My I-suspect-she's-my-potential-stalker colleague is really getting on my nerves.
She doesn't fit into the topic - Friends I Have, but because of her, it led to a I-thought-it's-quite-funny MSN conversation. (Ya la, I work late cos I MSN a lot) Also, in case one day I go missing or something, pls point out the biggest suspect and make work easier for the police.
My daily MSN partner: I think she's undressing you mentally...
Me: I feel so naked.
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My daily MSN partner: so how? are you totally undressed?
Me: She stared again! I guess by now, I am.
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My daily MSN partner: why don't you give her a 18R pic of yourself? She can stare all she wants.
Me: She may just start praying to me.
My daily MSN partner: Nay, she will just undress you mentally faster!
Me: ....
My daily MSN partner is funny, rich and claims to have friendly parents.
Any takers?
If you don't mind your partner's height at 1.62m, you may apply.
For the sake of his kids, he doesn't mind a taller woman. There's a 50-50 chance if my wife is 1.8m he said.
***
I know at times, I'm not the bestest friend you can ask for.
I may not tell you what you want to hear.
I may not support you in whatever you do.
I may tell you I told you so and I may just tell you you sux...
But...
I'm just being honest!
My good friend is coming back from Perth next week and I'm thinking if I should be honest about me not saving (yet) for the trip next year.
Day 7's Outfit:
Pls bear with the blur image until I decide to lift my fat fingers to clean the mirror.
Before I end, do me a favour.
Stop telling me I've lost weight.
I'll be damn yaya & start stuffing myself.
Lastly, sunflowers for you.
How many of us are given second chances?
(And it's not even your second.)
It may not arrive at all.
It may come & go. Forever.
But if it's really here, take it and treasure it.
She always claims she's busy but this afternoon, she had the time to blog about our MSN conversation and mind you, it wasn't just a small bit. It was a big chunk. Enough to make Ms. I'm-back-from-Japan Heng jealous and threaten to confiscate our souvenirs. Come on, you should have sensed something when we wore the couple outfit.
Yes, I am the third party but nope, I'm neither guilty nor ashamed.
So, can we still have our souvenirs?
***
My I-suspect-she's-my-potential-stalker colleague is really getting on my nerves.
She doesn't fit into the topic - Friends I Have, but because of her, it led to a I-thought-it's-quite-funny MSN conversation. (Ya la, I work late cos I MSN a lot) Also, in case one day I go missing or something, pls point out the biggest suspect and make work easier for the police.
My daily MSN partner: I think she's undressing you mentally...
Me: I feel so naked.
*
*
*
My daily MSN partner: so how? are you totally undressed?
Me: She stared again! I guess by now, I am.
*
*
*
My daily MSN partner: why don't you give her a 18R pic of yourself? She can stare all she wants.
Me: She may just start praying to me.
My daily MSN partner: Nay, she will just undress you mentally faster!
Me: ....
My daily MSN partner is funny, rich and claims to have friendly parents.
Any takers?
If you don't mind your partner's height at 1.62m, you may apply.
For the sake of his kids, he doesn't mind a taller woman. There's a 50-50 chance if my wife is 1.8m he said.
***
I know at times, I'm not the bestest friend you can ask for.
I may not tell you what you want to hear.
I may not support you in whatever you do.
I may tell you I told you so and I may just tell you you sux...
But...
I'm just being honest!
My good friend is coming back from Perth next week and I'm thinking if I should be honest about me not saving (yet) for the trip next year.
Day 7's Outfit:
Pls bear with the blur image until I decide to lift my fat fingers to clean the mirror.
Before I end, do me a favour.
Stop telling me I've lost weight.
I'll be damn yaya & start stuffing myself.
Lastly, sunflowers for you.
How many of us are given second chances?
(And it's not even your second.)
It may not arrive at all.
It may come & go. Forever.
But if it's really here, take it and treasure it.
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